December 2011
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Hey! You!
Ask me something!!
November 2011
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Sausage Egg and Cheese McSeaBiscuit →
toneypalumbodoesnotapprove:
Expand foreign wars of aggression? Well, his hands are tied.
Continue “Patriot Act” surveillance of the American people? Gotta compromise if you want to accomplish anything.
Assassinate U.S. citizens? Hey, they’re terrorists.
Sell out health care “reform” to insurance and pharmaceutical companies? At least he got it passed, right hahanervouslaughterhaha
BUT...
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It Gets Butter
This post was originally meant for people between the ages of 13 and 18, but in hindsight, it still applies to everyone once in a while.
Teen angst ain’t nothing to fuck with. On the one hand, being new to the dating scene can be a swift kick to the nads, much like being new at anything. Nobody is great at anything right off the bat. It takes time and effort and trial and error, but most...
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CDs Nutz!
ARTIST: Yngwie J. Malmsteen
ALBUM: Trilogy
GENRE: Metal
WHY YOU’D LIKE IT: When I started to really become serious about learning how to play guitar, I started listening to more well renowned guitar players, such as Buckethead, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Paul Gilbert, etc. But when I stumbled upon Yngwie (pronounced EENG-vay), I was blown away. Mostly because upon listening to him, one...
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19 Followers? Holy Shit!
As November comes to an end, we find ourselves in deep, somber meditation, pondering the world turning around us, our moods darkened by the changing of the seasons. We anticipate the coming of the new year whilst reflecting on the triumphs and tragedies of the past twelve months.
As for me, I’m just tired of eating leftover turkey for the past 5 days straight, as well as sickened by the...
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Aw, C'mon Kiddies →
Give me something to do next week. Drop me a line!
Or are you all bitter because I won’t tell you my real name or where I’m from? Are you mad at me, Tumblroonies? Do you hate me? You wish I was dead?!? You want me to kill myself!?!? Noooo!!!!
Just shittin’ ya. Seriously though, I’m bored.
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Pssst...
I’ll let you in on a little secret…
I used to draw a lot. I have already told you this. I used to draw in school, and my friends would look at my drawings and they would compliment me on my abilities.
But the thing that bugged me was when they would neglect the drawings that I had put time and effort into, and they would all be huge fans of shit that I drew in like 5 minutes. I...
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WatchPerhaps a prelude to those first-timers cooking this Thursday…
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victim-of-mans-laughter asked: I hate Thanksgiving. I've managed to avoid attending most Thanksgiving celebrations since I moved out of my parents' house. I find it particularly hilarious when immigrants celebrate with ridiculously elaborate spreads, trying to "get into the spirit". This year, I am thankful I am out of the country to avoid all that madness *thumbs up*.
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About Thanksgiving
For many people, Thanksgiving happens every week, usually on a Sunday, at a church of some kind. They give thanks to their god for everything they have, along with asking for health and wealth and happiness and maybe a new car. But here in the good ol’ United States, most of us only give thanks on one day in November. The Thanksgiving holiday is supposed to commemorate the time that a...
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this-is-fucked-up wrote me:
“Your recent entry about the idiocy of quoting movies/comedians/anything in the media basically is spot on. I CANNOT STAND being in the middle of a conversation, feeling the flow, things are getting interesting, then BAM asshole comes out of left field with something that’s vaguely on topic but does not match with any of the points being discussed. And, of...
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The sad, unwarranted decline of rock music on FM... →
Support your radio stations. May the music never die.
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Weekend? Weakened!
That’s right, Tumblrachos! Its the weekend! Which means that I probably won’t be writing anything, although, to be fair, I haven’t been really writing much of anything lately anyways. I’m in a bit of a rut, but that’s okay, because you can spend your time reading some of my older shit! Shit like:
How to get Gus to promo you!
How to get Gus to recommend music to...
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Not A Fan
When people use quotes from movies/television shows/t-shirts/bumper stickers/memes/stand up comedians and parrot them back in casual dialogue in a sad attempt at being smart or interesting.
I remember a long time ago, I was hanging out with this kid named Paul. We were talking about this and that, then he asked me “Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you...
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Cheetos And Mountain Dew
I never really grew up playing video games. As a child, my parents never bought me a Super Nintendo or a Sega Genisis because they were afraid that my grades in school would suffer (jokes on them; my grades were shit regardless). I never had an N64, or a Gamecube, or an Xbox, or a PS2, or a 360, or a PS3, or a Wii. I just was not interested in video games. Video games that were current at the...
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This Sentence Is False.
I haven’t been writing much these past few days. When this happens, I then feel the need to write about how I haven’t written anything. But I am writing about not writing…
Fucking paradoxes.
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Codename: Gus
I keep running into things on Tumblr that I am closely or directly related to, like bands and musicians. Problem is, here in Tumblrsville I go by the name of Gus. As I mentioned before, Gus is not my real name. That’s cool, I bet a few of you are using pseudonyms too. But there are things that I’d like to talk about, or post, or comment on, that would totally reveal who I really am...
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
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Not A Fan
Not A Fan will be a recurring theme here on Mind Tissue. Its short and sweet and to the point and all it does is list a thing or two that Gus is not a fan of.
When I ask someone what their interests are and they respond with some variation of “Living life”.
Living life? What the fuck is that crap? I know you’re alive, dipshit! I don’t make small talk with the...
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'Sup, Essay?
Reading over the things I have written here, I’m starting to notice something. Turns out that when I write a blog post, I seem to subconsciously write it as if it were an paper for school. Like, “opening paragraph with thesis statement, three body paragraphs, concluding paragraph restating thesis”. I never liked writing papers like that in high school, but it made writing a...
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For The Ladies...
The Art Of Defecating
Most men don’t like to think about women going to the restroom. I’m sure women don’t generally give it much thought when men go, either. But mostly men don’t like to think about a lady taking a dump. This is because women tend to act like that does not happen to them. Its a strange stigma that has surrounded women for years. Not only are women...
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Psychopathic Misanthrope
One of the followers of Mind Tissue is a fella named Jack. I followed him first because I stumbled upon his Tumblr and read a few of his posts. A man after my own heart, hes got some stuff he needs to get off his chest, and I respect him for doing it. Its not good to carry around all of your problems in your head and in your heart; you’ve got to let them out once in a while. But above...
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Promography
So. I’m still fairly new to Tumblr, and from what I gather, promoting other peoples’ Tumblr pages seems like the friendly thing to do. Sounds nice, I suppose. I myself would never ask any of yous guys to promote my shit, but that’s just me.
HOWEVER, if you’re the type who could use some free promoting, let me know. I’d be happy to pimp your page out. And it...
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Gay Fox Day?
Recall, recall, that one day in Fall, Where a movie is quoted by you, And being a phony revolutionary Seems like the hip thing to do…..
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CDs Nutz!
ARTIST: T. Rex
ALBUM: Electric Warrior
GENRE: Glam Rock
WHY YOU’D LIKE IT: This album, to me, is absolutely perfect. The first time I heard it, I was rendered motionless and mute. I just sat there, listening in awe that this album was as beautiful as it was. I should probably mention that I was high as fuck when I first heard this album. It begins subtly, then at track 2 gets more...
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blindtohumanity-deactivated2012 asked: Hey gus, was reading your blog on the bus this morning, and thought i might follow you back! From the posts i have read i understand your viewpoint on life; thanks for my first non-selfadvertised follow :), now my question to you is something im sure you understand well: what is your view on humanity?
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Sticks And Stones
Words have no power.
Sentences, paragraphs, essays, speeches, and songs, on the other hand, have power. They all have words in them, sure. But look at it this way; you can live in a house, but you can’t live in a brick. You can climb a tree, but you can’t climb a leaf. You wouldn’t listen to a song if it only consisted on one note. Words, on their own, have zero power, but...
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link: How To Get More Followers On Tumblr →
I don’t know…. Like, half of me wants to go through with this and just spam the hell out of myself to other Tublrinas, claiming “I’ll follow you if you follow me, REGARDLESS of what our blogs are even about”. The other half of me wants to just sit tight and let the followers come the way they have been so far…
Its the duality of man. I would like other people...