Hey, suckas!! You guys should totally click on this here link and vote for the best coffeehouse. Of course I am talking about IPSENTO in Chicago! Best damn coffee around, and the people who work there are all certified badasses. Like, black-belt karate masters who play 4-necked guitars while riding a skateboard over a shark…. And the coffee tastes like heaven. So go vote for them! Fuck the rest, all the other coffeehouses are run by pedophiles.
~G
On March 31, 2013, Christians all over the world will take to the streets in their automobiles. Relying only on the divine protection of Jesus Christ, they will prove that the Savior of Man will not abandon them when they remove their hands from the steering wheels of their cars for a total of 5 minutes. They will not be at a red light, or a stop sign, they will be on the highways. This is TRUE FAITH. Jesus Christ does not abandon his children, and with the current state of the world, it’s time to show Jesus that we have not abandoned him. Do not come to this page telling us that we are crazy and that we are going to die. Jesus is our Shepherd, and he will tend to his flock. Please join us and show that you are NOT AFRAID to place your life in the hands of Jesus Christ.
So… That girl I was best friends with many years ago, the one I wrote about here… I found out she has a tubmlr page and its making me all sad and shit. Like, perhaps things didn’t turn out very well for her and I don’t think she is happy with her life. But maybe I’m wrong about that. Still, I have a very strong feeling that when we parted ways there was not as big a void in her life as she left in mine, so I am not going to reach out to her and get back in contact with her…
…or should I?
Because, damn, she was once my best friend, and after all these years I still get a sick feeling knowing that she might not be happy. Maybe I’m crazy, I don’t know. I was thinking of friending her on Facebook, as a start, to test the waters. If she doesn’t want anything to do with me I’ll bail, no biggie. And OBVIOUSLY she doesn’t know about my tumblr or the fact that I know about hers and that I look at it from time to time. Jesus, writing about it makes me sound like a stalker. Maybe I should just cool it for a bit and forget about all of this. Hmm.
**UPDATE 2.0**
Yeah, I don’t think shes sad. Looks like shes going to medical school or something similar to it. Maybe to become a nurses assistant or something. Also, thanks to her tumblr, I can clearly see that she has changed so goddamned much that, frankly, I don’t think I want anything to do with her anymore. Gus don’t fuck wit Nouveau Faux Nerds. So, for once and for all, goodbye little dead girl. You’re dead to me again, and this time I think its for good.
No, this isn’t a parody video made by The Onion, THIS IS REALLY WHAT’S HAPPENING IN HOLLYWOOD! Seriously.
…Seriously?
Anonymous asked: Hey I just met you and this is crazy but imma killer so catch me maybe!
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spam?
